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    If you ki her, you are not a gentleman
　　If you don';t, you are not a man
　　If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
　　If you don';t, you are good for nothing
　　If you make romance, you are an ';experienced man';
　　If you don';t you are half a man
　　If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
　　If you don';t, she accuses you of double cro ing
　　If you are well dre ed, she says you are a playboy
　　If you don';t, you are a dull boy
　　If you are jealous, she says it' bad
　　If you don';t , she thinks you do not love her
　　If you attempt a romance, she says you didn';t re ect her
　　If you don';t, she thinks you do not like her
　　If you are a minute late, she complai it' hard to wait
　　If she is late, she says that' a girl' way
　　If you ki her once in a while, she profe es you are cold
　　If you ki her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
　　If you fail to help her in cro ing the street, you lack ethics
　　If you do, she thinks it' just one of the man' tactics
　　If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
　　If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
　　If you talk, she wants you to listen
　　If you listen, she wants you to talk
　　

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